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    Dear eris,

    You're welcome.

    --Not So Concerned Posting Queen

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    Dear eris,

    She's back. And in the hospital. Please don't let her wear pink anymore. I tried to warn her, but she never listens. Maybe you'll be more convincing?

    --Anti-Pink Committee

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    Originally posted by Branflakes:
    Dear eris,

    She's back. And in the hospital. Please don't let her wear pink anymore. I tried to warn her, but she never listens. Maybe you'll be more convincing?

    --Anti-Pink Committee
    <font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] Am confused. Pink? How did she get to be wearing pink between my stonghold and yours? Perhaps there's a third party we're not aware of? Please let me know what resources you need to cover the expenses of her hospitalization and anti-pink therapy.

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    Dear eris,

    Hmmm, The Pink Brigade must be on the loose again. I'll have to check into that. Luckily, Massage Girl has health insurance, so the hospitalization is covered. Thanks for the offer.

    --Watchful Ninja Lesbian

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    Originally posted by Branflakes:
    Dear eris,

    Hmmm, The Pink Brigade must be on the loose again. I'll have to check into that. Luckily, Massage Girl has health insurance, so the hospitalization is covered. Thanks for the offer.

    --Watchful Ninja Lesbian
    <font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">I thought we locked Jax and the gang up last year? How did they get out?

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    Dear eris,

    Perhaps there's a spy among the STPers! I'll check into it.

    --Hunting Down The Pink Brigade

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    dear eris,

    i had a bit of a feminist fit after a recent therapy session, which resulted in the beating and pink-ifying of a random woman on the street. i dressed her in all the pink i could find, and then i beat her until she was no longer moving, allowing myself to vent my frustration at the pink way-too-feminist community. my therapist has noticed a great calm in me since this event, however she is concerned about the poor woman i vandalized. quite frankly, i don't have any regrets whatsoever. should i really be spending this much on therapy?

    -Born Again Feminist

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    i'm sorry, jace, you just gave me the biggest cramp from laughing. i was so not expecting that. [img]wink.gif[/img]

    *runs like hell from the incoming ninja lesbian*

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    *runs after JessyKat*

    Dear eris,

    I'm currently chasing JessyKat. I know I 'll catch her in just a few minutes. How should I torture her?

    --Avenging Ninja Lesbian

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    Make her go on a date with Jax. That'll fix her.

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